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BUT NOT JUST ANY ORDINARY EGG— NO. A POKÉMON EGG. YES HOLY SHIT.
Only the first 40 people who reblog will get a poké egg in their submit ok. I’m only one
rly lazyperson and I actually do need to sleep every now and then (yes shocking I know).
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After two days your pokémon egg will hatch into a pokémon loosely based on your blog or the character you roleplay. A message regarding the hatching will arrive in your submit too, so be patient! Easy stuff, right? You guys know how this works.
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“I’m about to hit you in a minute.” She snapped at him as she let a low growl emanate from her, she wasn’t someone to be messed with but in all fairness, neither was he. “—and wipe that smirk off of your face, I’m not used to seeing so much emotion on it!” Ruby hues narrowed as she gave him a distasteful look before folding her arms. He was right though but she was too stubborn to admit it.
“—Ughh. Another threat.” Not surprising. She never did like him.”—Just don’t act like I’m wrong. You’re so high sprung. Tch.” Rolling golden-yellow hues in agitation and folding muscled arms within one another, he tilted his head to the side. “And it’s not as if I’m impassive to everything. I’m just not exactly willing to open up to anyone. No one’s trustworthy. Especially people who deny the reality of the world. It’s a dark and empty place, Tifa. We’re just living in it.”
“Everyone say your goodbyes to my new victim.”
outofdarkness; You’re welcome~
“What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.”
Nah, Fuq U bro. I have LifeAlert. “…”
“…” Gazes upon your spikes.
“—…!!!” Gazes at bunny-ear looking bangs.
OF COURSE I DID.
#Vanitas only wants one thing. #Dat ass.
Only a nonchalant gaze. “…”
“…” Eyes cape.